"Dear Greybeard--What do you do when your "friend"
disses a comedic icon and fake-cockney-accent-speaker extraordinaire in your
presence?" *ahem* - The Girl Who Once Wished She Was Mary Tyler Moore and
Julie Andrews
Putting together the clues, and speaking objectively from a purely unbiased standpoint, I think we would have to first discuss this fantasy world you live in where Dick Van Dyke - I'm guessing, here, that that is the "comedic icon" to whom you are referring - is a "fake-cockney-accent-speaker extraordinaire," let alone a "comedic icon." If it is Dick Van Dyke that we are speaking of, I think of him more as a comedic novelty, like fake doggy doo or x-ray specs. I mean, a doctor on roller skates?! C'Mon! And what's up with the porn star mustache? And the porn star name? Hell, in his own words - "I never made a good movie." So there you have it.
Now, Andy Griffith? There's an actor. I celebrate the guys entire catalog.
As to what you should do - be a turtle. Let it roll off your back like so much drivel.
Putting together the clues, and speaking objectively from a purely unbiased standpoint, I think we would have to first discuss this fantasy world you live in where Dick Van Dyke - I'm guessing, here, that that is the "comedic icon" to whom you are referring - is a "fake-cockney-accent-speaker extraordinaire," let alone a "comedic icon." If it is Dick Van Dyke that we are speaking of, I think of him more as a comedic novelty, like fake doggy doo or x-ray specs. I mean, a doctor on roller skates?! C'Mon! And what's up with the porn star mustache? And the porn star name? Hell, in his own words - "I never made a good movie." So there you have it.
Now, Andy Griffith? There's an actor. I celebrate the guys entire catalog.
As to what you should do - be a turtle. Let it roll off your back like so much drivel.
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My "friend" thinks your "friend" is sorely misguided and full of doggy doo doo. There should be MORE roller skating doctors. signed, The Girl Who Will Be Whistling the Theme to the Dick Van Dyke Show for the Rest of the Day.
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